One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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