But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wear drunk well.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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