I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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