I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we're making bets on your personal life
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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