I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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