Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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