Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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