they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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