so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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