considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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