Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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