Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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