Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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