So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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