You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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