Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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