I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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