there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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