Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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