I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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