Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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