so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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