Little spoons don't ask big questions
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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