I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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