You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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