So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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