i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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