Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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