I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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