Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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