he told me I talked like a deaf person
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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