# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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