We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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