I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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