Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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