I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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