I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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