she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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