I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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