Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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