he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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