But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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