Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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