Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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