After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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