I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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