i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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