And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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