I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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