on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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