Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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