Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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