Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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We have so much sex to catch up on
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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