You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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