a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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