Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
A+ Viking dick
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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